Life Takes Detours

Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw from what you've put in.

Deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.

2. Free your mind from worries.

3. Live simply.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

Old age ain't no place for sissies .. 
-Bette Davis- 

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. 

When life hands you lemons, 

DEMAND  tequila  &  salt ~   then  call me over!!  

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out But I can usually shut her up with cookies. 
 

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other,

totally worn out and screaming

'WOOO HOOOOO what a ride!'